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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every repost I've seen I'd be a millionaire"

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"What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes? sub-standard."
"What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned? A bunch of sissies."
"Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male."
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