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Joke of the Day

"My daughters took turns tracing each other over and over with chalk. Now it looks like 25 children were murdered in my driveway."

"Megan with an h? Whatever Hmegan...."

"What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train? N-Gauge."

"Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11....... a suicide."

"I got my little brother a Cisformer for his birthday It's like a transformer, but it starts out as a car and stays that way"

"I never really liked Robin Williams movies. They may be funny, but they keep hanging around.^I'll^see^myself^out..."

"cool funny jokes don't miss 'em"

"Three infinite things Only three things are infinite: 1. Universe 2. Human stupidity 3. WinRar trial"

"How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? He was shocked."

"Michigan and Ohio fought a war over Toledo... Michigan won and Ohio has to keep it."