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Joke of the Day
"I don't want to be racist.... so stop trying to make me to take up competitive running!"
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"What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza? A pizza doesn't shoot up a school."
"I've just started work as a human chess piece. The money's good, I'm on knights this week."
"I just came from a domestic violence awareness concert... ...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas"
"""There is a rumor going around that Facebook is building a cell phone.It's pretty good, except you can only use it to call people you barely remember from high school."""
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the teeth."
"How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone? ""It's not a tuba!"""
"What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke Warm. May the 4th Be With You!"
"What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt? Culture"
"My handheld social networking device is ringing! What do I do?"