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Joke of the Day

"We all know how Bill cheated on Hillary with Monica Lewinsky. Well, did you hear that Hillary cheated on Bill with somebody named Ben Ghazi?"

"So I heard the Summer Olympics are gonna be in Rio De Janeiro... What's next? The Olympics in Robert De Niro? ""I'm walkin' here!"""

"Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor? Because he had a crook in his neck."

"Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries"

"A seal walks into a bar A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal, ""What's your pleasure?"" The seal replies, ""Anything but Canadian Club."""

"""Hey, did you see that article about cats invading the internet?"" ""Yeah, I reddit."""

"A man went to the store buy condoms The cashier asked him, ""Do you want a bag?"" He replied, ""No thanks, she's not that ugly."""

"Homophobia is stupid. Who the hell is afraid of homes."

"James Bond walks into a bar... James Bond walks into a bar. Michael J. Fox is the bartender. James Bond says ""I'll have a martini."" He does not need to specify."

"Why don't Jewish guys give oral sex? It's too close to the gas chamber."