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Joke of the Day

"A man went to the store buy condoms The cashier asked him, ""Do you want a bag?"" He replied, ""No thanks, she's not that ugly."""

"Verbs Without them we wouldn't get a lot done."

"Mos Def I always thought that Mos Def had the most deft hands"

"What's the difference between a feminist and incense sticks? Incense sticks make scents."

"LPT: If you are a minor, get rid of your bathroom mirror so you won't see yourself naked and accidentally get arrested and registered as a sex offender. Spread the word."

"My friend offered me a brojob I guess he must have been bro curious"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. Edit: lol it flaired accurately"

"I recently joined a nudist colony.. The first week was the hardest"

"I'm emotionally constipated... Haven't given a shit in days."

"My dad taught me you can't try rationalize with crazy... It was a self-taught lesson."