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Joke of the Day

"A seal walks into a bar A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal, ""What's your pleasure?"" The seal replies, ""Anything but Canadian Club."""

"If your playing the guitar just remember one thing Dont finger a minor you could get arrested for that."

"TIFU by Posting in the Wrong Subreddit Twice"

"Bought a few packs of Sonicare toothbrush heads @ Costco today & the kids can't go to college anymore but at least they'll have clean teeth."

"My mom was supposed to die in the 9/11 incident.. I think - Anthony Jeselnik"

"Did you hear about Helen Keller's dating life? because I heard she wasn't seeing anyone"

"Here's a joke just for reddit: How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb? Bacon"

"I need to hire someone to follow me around and abruptly drag a needle across a record every time that I enter a room."

"A man walks into a bar... And says ""ouch""."

"You'll never know how funny a tweet can be until you think of all the ways after posting it."