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Joke of the Day
"What's a crohn's patient's favourite punctuation? A semi-colon!"
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"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!"
"Demi Lovato is my favorite singer that is half human, half Lovato."
"What's the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can't jelly my cock down your throat"
"Interviewer: ""Your resume says you have a bad memory."" Me: ""I said that?"""
"The best time to reexamine your life is when you find yourself reluctantly nodding to the questions asked at the start of an infomercial."
"""I prefer their older stuff"" -Archaeologists"
"I get erections are funerals. Guess you could say I have mourning wood."
"eer booze and fun!' 'Two men walked into a bar. You would think at least one of them would have ducked."
"Why was the horse kicked out of the country western bar? He was a homosexual."