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Joke of the Day

"My pharmacist thinks I'm a pedophile. He keeps putting labels on my pills telling me to keep away from children."

"I'm gonna cook tons of bacon, crush it up and sell it for extra money to support my family. Bacon Bad"

"If William Shatner and Jason David Frank is in the same scene together... Who gets the close up?"

"Why did lebron change his name to ebron Because the cavaliers toke the L"

"A fool guy A man ask another what's you name and from where are u? He replied why would i tell u that my name is jhon and i am from usa."

"Imagine if Batman accidentally dropped that atom bomb on the bus full of orphans, then looked at the camera & made the Jim Halpert face."

"What's the best part about having a hooker die on you? The second hour is free."

"How do Soviet prison mates greet each other? Gulag to you too."

"I'm saving myself for a girl without pepper spray."

"What do you call a fish in orbit? Trouterspace."