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Joke of the Day
"What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist? My tax refund."
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"Healthy human blood must be a low-carb meal... Because it's the most-keto diet."
"A genie granted me a wish, i said i wish to turn me into something who always suck the blood of the beautiful women, then poooof, i became a tampon.."
"Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonalds... Not funny, grow up."
"A bard walks up to a bored leprechaun. How many tunes should the bard play? Fortunes."
"Hannah Montana DVD: $15, Tub of vaseline: $3, XL box of tissues: $2, Look of disgust from the cashier:Priceless."
"What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !"
"Lady at the door asked if I'd found Jesus and I was all HOW IS HE MISSING, IT WAS YOUR DAY TO WATCH HIM. I don't think she'll be back."
"Behavioral Health What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder? A myclonic jerk."
"Had trouble sleeping today. They added a trumpeter to this morning's church service."