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Joke of the Day
"What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist? My tax refund."
Next Joke
"How do you feel about euthanasia? I think we can exploit them by increasing our amount of sweatshops."
"You wanna hear the best joke of the year? Your belt size."
"My dad's sign was cancer. Its so ironic how he died. He was attacked by a giant crab."
"double negatives what is the greatest double negative/oxymoron of all time? A happy Marriage"
"Why is it called the Middle East when it is in Western Asia?"
"Unshakable Fact # 3 Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - Fucking PRICELESS."
"I hate watching termites. They're boring."
"What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky? A full set of teeth."
"My greatest fear is having a star athlete injure himself and having the coach look into the crowd and point at me to take his place"