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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead."
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"The link in the text.... Stolen Bull semen. http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2016/01/22/nearly-50000-in-bull-semen-stolen-from-turlock-truck/"
"*Runs into bank with gun* Alright! Everyone put your hands up! *Tickles everyone*"
"How do you get four old ladies to shout ""Fuck""? Get the fifth one to yell, ""Bingo!"""
"A roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says ""I'll take five beers please!"""
"My Website Hacking 101 class is going okay. I just learned how to bypass the Birth Date Security on beer websites."
"Believe what a plumber says They've seen some shit."
"Girl, I like you so much, I might even let you hold my phone....some day, while its locked"
"I heard my roommate jacking off once It wouldn't have been so awkward if he hadn't been standing right behind me."
"Why is there no phone books in china? Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number."