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Joke of the Day

"A roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says ""I'll take five beers please!"""

"What to you call a cow with no legs... Ground beef"

"Next time you over hear a stranger giving out their number. Text them details of what they are wearing. It's so fun to watch them freak out!"

"Theres a dating website for people that believe the government is ran by lizard people so I really have no excuse for being single"

"this harriet tubman news is gonna make it super awkward every time i purchase slaves in cash"

"I think I'm going to start an organization for people who think racism is bad but still laugh at racist jokes... I'll call it the JKKK."

"What do you call a religious owl? A bird of pray."

"What are peas attracted to? Chickpeas"

"We attract people who are reflections of ourselves. So beware of anyone who wants to be with you when you're an emotional wreck."

"I feel bad for people without arms... ... They can't rapidly take off their bottoms when they need to take a massive dump."