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Joke of the Day

"How do you get four old ladies to shout ""Fuck""? Get the fifth one to yell, ""Bingo!"""

"Dragons aren't evil; they're just upset that they can't enjoy Popsicles and other frozen treats."

"Divorce. When being wrong every day for being alive isn't working for you."

"I like my women how I like my wood... ...flat as a board and easy to nail."

"I like to wipe my ass like I drive. Stopping only on red."

"Someone: What are you up to? Me: Fuxing with all my facebook friends via their newsfeeds. You?"

"My phone just ""autocorrected"" the word 'Dicks' to the word 'Sucks'... Yeah. it gets it."

"Bad: I saw my girlfriend's name and number on a couple of men's bathroom walls.. Worse: It was in her handwriting..."

"What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."

"Comp Sci Joke I'd tell you a joke about TCP but I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it."