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Joke of the Day
"The depressing thing about tennis is that you'll never be as good as a wall"
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"What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts? An incorporation."
"Why is outer space so cold? All the space heaters are on earth!"
"Dark chocolate tastes like chocolate that started doing CrossFit."
"I just completed a jigsaw of a penis in under five minutes. I expected it to be harder."
"Did you know I am part of the 1% of Rare, Beautiful, handsome and modest people!"
"If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur."
"What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? He died in his teepee"
"*Sees old 1987 ford mustang and gets in* Lets see if this baby still works *pulls baby out of backpack* *baby cries* Great! *Puts it back*"
"If you meet someone who believes obesity is genetic, there is a 100% chance they've consumed a #3 at McDonald's in the past 24 hours."