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Joke of the Day
"If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur."
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"Why do old men prefer golf more than sex? The fewer the strokes the better you are at it ;)"
"What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common? They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!"
"""Bear with me"" -A Russian bear trainer"
"Did you hear about that spicy knight? Sir Acha."
"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives."
"I invented a sport called Mexican football You take a Mexican and kick him over a wall."
"How are toy trains and boobs similar? Both are made for the kid, but daddy ends up playing with them more often."
"It's impossible to ruin our friendship with sex. It was ruined the moment you called it a friendship."
"Jeremy Clarkson is like Marmite Disgusting"