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Joke of the Day
"Why is outer space so cold? All the space heaters are on earth!"
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"When I jerk off I'm not a fancy restaurant about it, I'm more like McDonalds Fast, easy, and you don't have to get out of the car"
"Why are 9/11 victims the best readers? They can go through 94 stories in seconds! Edit: Please don't hurt me."
"Be nice to Canadians, American tweeters. We're going to need somewhere to go after this next election"
"What's the most confusing day in the hood? Father's Day"
"It's 364 days until christmas. And people already have their lights up!"
"How do you know Santa Claus is married? He only comes once a year."
"What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted? One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)"
"When I die, before my will is read, I want my entire Google search history revealed and whoever is left in the room gets it all."
"Einstein said ""If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself."" Which I guess makes me an expert in secretive anal sex."