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Joke of the Day
"So I suppose Obi-Gyn Kenobi would have used the forceps?"
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"For Halloween I'm just gonna talk shit to complete strangers and go as the internet."
"If you force sex on a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting?"
"Wife: Who is it? Me [hand over phone]: The police, they say it's now illegal to fake throw a ball Dog in other room: [hangs up his phone]"
"A Werewolf: A Very astute wolf"
"Meow meow meow [Wife comes home early] MEOW! *cats scramble to untie me from the torture rack* THELMA I TOLD YOU THE CATS HATE ME I TOLD YOU"
"What do you call a french racist? A beget!"
"When I call out the wrong name during sex, I just segue into singing Mambo No. 5."
"This morning i used redbull instead of water to make my coffee. After 15 minutes of driving on the highway, i realized i left my car at home!!!"
"Sorry Im late, I saw that Spongebob episode where he's a lifeguard but cant swim, even though they live underwater & now my brain is leaking"