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Joke of the Day

"Why would Louis and Clark adore living in todays age? Because the difficulty in finding the North-West passage significantly declined once we discovered it was Kim Kardashian's vagina."

"I just saw the end of the world coming Watching it gave me multiple orgasms"

"If farting was a mechanism to flag my territory, I would rule the world."

"Why don't debutantes like group sex? Too many Thank You notes to write."

"In Australia, lawsuits are just what lawyers wear to court."

"One zebra says to the other, ""I'm going to check out that patch of nice green grass over there . . . . . . I'll be white black."""

"I can't wait until I'm 69. It's going to be hilarious."

"Sometimes I make myself feel important by thinking in a British accent."

"Mary had a little lamb... Boy, was she surprised."

"What do you say to a thin American? ""How's the chemotherapy going?"""