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Joke of the Day
"How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney? One more."
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"I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who Walked a thousand miles To throw up on your door"
"Our new IT guy moved here from Australia... He comes from a LAN down under."
"So there are some salads in jail... So one of them says, ""Lettuce go!"""
"How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke? Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it."
"For those who can't eat their vegetables bc of the wheelchair: There IS a chocolate shake with every one, all you have to do is pull out the straw. Edit: a word"
"Virginity is like a car I kept mine until I was rear ended in a bad neighborhood"
"Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains? He had loco motives."
"Saw a boat with a sign that read ""For Sale"" so I added the missing ""-ing""........................ Idiots."
"Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles? He was half nuts!!!"