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Joke of the Day
"Our new IT guy moved here from Australia... He comes from a LAN down under."
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"My friends told me to stop being a flamingo I decided to put my foot down!"
"My grandma is 80 years old, and still doesn't need glasses... She drinks right out of the bottle."
"Next on a SPOOKY Friends: Ross invites new girl to Halloween party but Rachel shows up! WITCH one will he choose? Phoebe dies of dysentery."
"Back in my day there were only 151 Pokemon When they added more, my only question was ""Y"""
"Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? A: One less drunk."
"Einstein made a theory about space... It was about time too."
"Why don't blind people go bungee jumping? Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs."
"[freezing huddled around fire] Dont worry I brought blankets to keep us warm *throws blankets on fire* that should last a good half hour"
"Whichever part of my body is responsible for burning fat needs to stop procrastinating."