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Joke of the Day

"Telling a woman that you want to ""rock her body"" means something completely different in Pakistan."

"If your religion is worth killing for, start with yourself."

"In Defense of James Buchanan: Rehabilitating an American President (lol no)"

"10% luck... 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain 100% reason to remember *the game.*"

"This cop is driving so fast it's like he's trying to keep up with me"

"1992: Girls got undressed for their husbands. 1995: Girls got undressed for money. 2012: Girls get undressed for likes on Facebook and Instagram"

"Why didn't the shrimp share his food?? He was a little shellfish"

"A joke from Italy -Dad, do farts have a weight? -I don't think so -So....well, I guess I pooped myself"

"My girlfriend makes me want to become a better person. So I can get a better girlfriend."

"What is the longest sentence in the English language? ""I do."""