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Joke of the Day

"When you msg me @ 9:30am w/ just ""Morning,"" don't be shocked when I wait till 12:00pm & respond w/ ""Noon."" Seriously, what did ya expect?"

"Click Bait Joke"

"What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle? A Moosical"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Button ! Button who ? Button in is not polite !"

"What do you call a flying bagel? A plane bagel."

"A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I'm dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant"

"A latin joke Titus: Markus, legistis pleiades? Markus: pleiades quest Titus: pleiades testes in ore tuo."

"My dick was in the Guinness book of world records Then the librarian asked me to take it out"

"I'd rather get killed by the Blair Witch on the first night than have to camp another night."

"Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him? He thought they said internet camp"