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"I was worried because I heard a beep and didn't know if it was my cell, iPod, Wii, Skype, Facebook, email, Twitter or TV. Thank God it was just the fire alarm."
"I don't get why I got fired today I was just doing my job... Stalking"
"I just heard ""on avarage, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you"" omg bless you all, I hope you're all okay, I'm so sorry"
"One reason my boyfriend likes The Big Bang Theory so much is that he says the title always reminds him of when we f**k."
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunji cord? My ass. LAWL"
"Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work? Well, it worked with the slaves."
"What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun? As far away as possible. *cough* shameful *cough*"
"What's the difference between Obama supporters and Romney supporters? Romney supporters sign their checks on the front. Obama supporters sign their checks on the back."
"Why did robin williams cross the road? I Fucked his uncle too hard!!!!!!!!"