40544

Joke of the Day

"I don't have black, Mexican, or Asian friends... But some of my friends are a bit more shady than others."

"why did the chicken cross the road? to show the deer how it's done"

"Have you guys heard the story about the butter? You know what, never mind. I don't want to spread it around."

"'Mum, can I lick the bowl? ' the child asks ""No!"" Replied the mother, ""just flush like everyone else"""

"An audiobook that is 8 hours of breathing and page turning with a surprised ""Oh, out loud?"" right at the end."

"What get's passed around a lot, is soft, barely legal, tender, and really really dirty? A dollar bill."

"What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70? Your honor."

"Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about how when you fall in love, it's best to just kill yourself."

"It's like these people at the liquor store have never seen somebody pay with this much change"

"A dyslexic man robs a bank.... He then reads aloud ""Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a fuck up!!!"""