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Joke of the Day

"'Mum, can I lick the bowl? ' the child asks ""No!"" Replied the mother, ""just flush like everyone else"""

"Are your clothes meant to scream out ""help"" when you squeeze yourself into them?"

"I saw a funny post on 9GAG but then I realized I had already Reddit."

"Unemployed people I have some jokes about the unemployed. Actually it doesn't matter none of them work Edit: I do not mean to cause any offence to the unemployed it is merely meant as a joke."

"The only downside of kissing a 10 is How cold your lips get from kissing the mirror..."

"What do call a poor black man listening to classical music? A Baroque nigga."

"Humpty Dumpty , that sly bastard Humpty Dumpty sat on his bed, As Little Bo Beep was giving him head, Just as he came she began to weep, She could tell by the taste, He'd been screwing her sheep ! !"

"A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst."

"I like it when I open a document and my monitor says WORD and I'm like YO."

"11 years ago, Greece won the Euro 2004 Today, they would be happy with 2004 Euro's."