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Joke of the Day

"A collection of OC jokes!"

"If it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, odds are it's a vegan, black bean, veggie burger and my wife is cooking."

"What's green and smells like pig shit? Kermit's finger."

"(During sex) Pull my hair! No! Just the grey ones."

"Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic? Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side."

"Want to hear my tribute to Elvis? Thanks, Elvis."

"Knock knock Who's there? Little old lady Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!"

"Blondes What is a blondes favourite nursery rhyme? Humpme Dumpme."

"How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor? Straight, No Chaser."

"God: Women will bleed for a week. Universe: What will men do for pleasure at that time? God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot."