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Joke of the Day
"""There is no 'I' in team!"" Steve Jobs yells at his iTeam."
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"did you hear about this new website which will have lots of info about penises they are planning to call it dickipedia"
"Small children who dress as Batman must be forced to fight crime. To teach them a lesson, about lying"
"""DIDN'T THE KIDS JUST HAVE A DAY OFF SCHOOL LAST MONTH!?!"" ~A parent's memoir."
"Me - I'm not in the mood to work today My bank account - you better GET in the mood"
"I found a great way to stop procrastinating! I'll tell you guys later."
"Q: What's big, red, and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater."
"When 2016 has to kill one more thing Mariah Carey's career"
"Warning: NSFW Jokes"
"How to catch a polar bear: Step 1: cut a hole in the ice. Step 2: set a can of peas opened and in front of it. Step 3: When the bear comes to take a pea kick it in the ice hole."