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Joke of the Day

"What make an ISIS joke funny? the execution"

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"Grocery store just charged me $0.10 to offset the environmental impact of my bag and then gave me a paper receipt 3 feet long."
"Dyslexics are teople poo"
"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? A few more beers."
"What's the difference between a Penis and a paycheck? After five years your Wife will still blow your paycheck"
"Dark jokes aren't everyone's cup of liquefied babies"
"Did you hear about the fly on the toilet seat? It was Saturn by Uranus."
"What's the hardest part about skydiving? The ground."
"""I put my gear back in fourth."" - Willow Smith learning to drive, maybe."
"Did you hear Richie Benaud died today? It happened this morning at twooo:twentytoooo"