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Joke of the Day
"What make an ISIS joke funny? the execution"
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"Just because this is a public space doesn't mean my tweets are meant for ALL of you to read! Please respect my privacy at this time!!!"
"Im new to reddit S.O.S How did I asap Iraq.... I ran"
"Call it a hunch, but I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine."
"Are they Milk Duds? Cuz I'm definitely not getting in your van for some stupid Milk Duds."
"What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."
"If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.."
"Jesus must of thought of this in his last moments ""I can see my house from here""."
"My daughter's favorite past-time is implementing psychological warfare on my son. I let it slide because one day he'll have a wife."
"At my age, a new driver's license doesn't have an Expires On date. It has a Renew If You Haven't Expired On date."