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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend complained that there should be more women in technology So I put her in my new smart fridge"

"What's the capital of Greece? About 10 dollars."

"What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!"

"What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes? PETA"

"What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving? For me it's three weeks."

"The coal industry has been under a lot of pressure to change In other news, the diamond industry continues to grow."

"If we can put a satellite in orbit around a comet 4 billion miles away, perhaps someday we can put a working wireless printer in my office."

"I've been divorced so long I've almost forgotten how to clear a computer history."

"Mary had a little lamb, until she learned about lamb chops."

"being single in apartments is the best cos you can listen to couples fight all the time. so comforting. like being inside during a storm"