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Joke of the Day
"I am racist. fuck NASCAR."
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"Where does dragon milk come from? A cow with short legs."
"Do not trust atoms... They make everything up."
"My mate David was a victim of ID theft Now we just call him Dav"
"What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot? SUPPLIES!!!"
"What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalotofpuss"
"I see your 'swagger' and raise you my full-time job. Yeah."
"Donald Trump is Boycotting Oreos Deez Nuts lives on a farm eatin all healthy. Donald Trump has reportedly boycotted Oreos. Guess you could say Deez Nuts is rubbing off on him."
"after u die u do the same life again on a higher difficulty setting. more relationships fail and more loved ones die. certain dogs explode"
"How do you spell Canada in Canadian? C EH N EH D EH"