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Joke of the Day

"What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot? SUPPLIES!!!"

"Why do liberal courts don't work? Because they don't like to judge anyone."

"What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU? Hillary got off Scott-free."

"Saw a police officer dressed as a pilot today & thought it was weird. Then I realized he must be one of those ""plane clothes cops."""

"After a night out with friends a man comes stumbling home late He's greeted by his wife looking stern with her arms crossed. She exclaims ""Drunk again!"" He replies ""Me too!"""

"I was worried because I heard a beep and didn't know if it was my cell, iPod, Wii, Skype, Facebook, email, Twitter or TV. Thank God it was just the fire alarm."

"I was once put in the 'friend zone,"" but with perseverance that all changed. I'm now in the 'must stay 200 yards away at all times zone.'"

"What does the nationalist sing at Christmas? Jingo Bells."

"I met a girl who's family is so loaded... even the bags under her eyes are designer"

"This lady at the store didn't know what a Toblerone was and I've honestly never been more offended in my life."