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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Oprah on drugs? Doprah"
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"A giraffe walks into a bar... The giraffe trips and falls over, the bartender says, ""what's that lyin over there."" And someone replies, ""that's not a lion, that's a giraffe."""
"What does a lesbian pirate say? Scissor me timbers!"
"Attention friends who don't understand humor,,, please do not attempt to reply to the posts of us who have humorous whit,,,, it's beyond your skill level."
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
"Why Seth MacFarlane's Oscars were mean spirited and misogynistic, coming up next after our review of the worst dressed women."
"About a week ago, my Girlfriend developed anorexia Ever since then, I've been seeing less and less of her."
"Me as the astronaut in that Martian movie: ""Day 1 I have enough food to last 459 days"" ""Day 2 I now have enough food to last 170 days"""
"What is a hipster russian roulette? You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free."
"What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!"