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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people... There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who don't ."

"I went to a placenta party the other day... the cervix was terrible."

"I like my women how I like my coffee Lactose-free and 2%."

"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South? Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!"

"I went to a mock trial recently and I was really disappointed. I didn't get to mock anyone."

"I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals... fucking livid"

"The true test of any loving relationship is having two phones and only one functioning charger."

"What do you call a shipping crate full of snails? Escargot."

"Autocorrect changed smell to spell but you know what? Your spelling is horrible too."

"My husband said that he seriously fears for my life every time I go out because I'm the ""kind of person people would want to kill."""