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Joke of the Day

"AMA REQUEST: Kurt Cobain oh... oh yeah thats right."

"My smartphone is now all I need to organise events in my life My calendar's days are numbered."

"Why should men not engage in esports while horny? They get erekt."

"In germany there are lots of jokes about the polish, so... What did Piotr get for christmas? ... Your iPod!"

"If you marry a woman in Tennessee, but divorce her in Kentucky... ... is she still your sister?"

"What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer? He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them."

"The weather in England is like the Muslims in Iraq. It's either Sunni, or Shiite."

"How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours? ask about his routine."

"And then the lord said...... ...come forth and you shall be granted eternal life...But i came fifth and won a toaster instead! Which is cool because i did not have a toaster"

"Praying that Donald Trump is really just Ashton Kutcher performing his most elaborate prank yet."