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Joke of the Day
"How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes nine years."
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"Uhh, hells yeah Id like to participate in your brief survey."
"What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library? Digest Readers."
"If you are what you eat I'm a small family of ladybugs :)"
"So Aaron Hernandez is going to prison... He's going in a tight end, and coming out a wide receiver."
"""Come with me if you want to live"" - Great movie line, bad thing to say during sex"
"Why do black people go to church? Because the father is actually there."
"My girlfriend is really loud during sex. I don't know why, she knows nobody is coming to help her."
"What happens when a guy addicted to banging fat chicks doesn't get laid. Width-drawals."
"Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to....unless you're in prison."