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Joke of the Day
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea He said he couldn't complain"
Next Joke
"Mom, I am very worried... Mom, I am very worried, I have lost 3 kg. - But that are great news, You should be very happy. Yeah, Say it to my Colombian *friends*"
"American political party symbols are spot on... Trump is the elephant in the room, and the DNC is full of jackasses!"
"You tell one kid there's candy inside an electrical outlet that can only be retrieved with a fork and you're never asked to babysit again"
"My boss asked if I had any special skills so I put my hand under my armpit to make fart sounds. We laughed and now I'm clearing out my desk"
"What did the dubstep valentine's day card say? I wub you"
"Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 6 7 8."
"I just realized that my sex life is like my movie habits. I stick it in, lean back, and fall asleep halfway through."
"What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA? Jalapeno Business..........."
"Turning on a hotel shower: making you feel mildly retarded since 1947."