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Joke of the Day

"What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour."

"How did you feel when you found out Obama was half white and half black? Because I had mixed feelings."

"GOD: They scared enough? ANGEL: Not yet GOD: You got Trump running? ANGEL: Yup GOD: Hurricane? ANGEL: Yup GOD: Ok, send in the clowns."

"What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese? Provolone"

"How do I stay humble? Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things."

"Germany opens a summer school for kids with ADD Its a concentration camp"

"Why did the feminist cross the road? to suck my dick"

"A man was found with his dick in a peanut butter jar... He was fucking nuts."

"Trump wants to ban Muslims but if we learned anything from Prohibition it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs."

"The difference between a black man and a tire ? The difference between a black man and a tire is that if you put a chain around the tire it doesn't start singing rap."