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Joke of the Day

"my glass eye is freaking you out? sorry I didn't real eyes."

"What do you call an italian hooker (with part 2) A pastatute Where does a pastatute live? The spaghetto"

"I love Comcast. Jokes over."

"A package comes in the mail at the post office & it's business as usual... But when I cum in the mail at the post office it's public indecency & a felony.."

"A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"What does it mean when a blind girl says you have a big penis? She's probably just pulling your leg!"

"$10 COMPLAINT A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"""

"Heard about the new Itailian all-weather tires? Dago through rain Dago through mud Dago through snow And when Dago flat Dago wop-wop-wop-wop..."

"It's a boy! ""It's a boy!"" I shouted, as I ran from the Thai brothel."

"What do you call a Blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant."