40360

Joke of the Day

"Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking his balls. One guy says: ""Man I wish I could do that"" The other guy replies: ""Ya, you may want to pet him first"""

Next Joke
 
"HIM: isn't wintertime just so romantic ME (smiles & my lips crack open & blood starts pouring down my chin): oh definitely"
"Romeo possum: [kissing] You're so hot Juliet possum: [plays dead] Romeo possum: Not cool, babe"
"I make the McDonald's guy eat a McDouble with me like when people buy shots for the bartender"
"Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures? Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country"
"Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids... I won!! No one's a match for me and my kettle."
"Me: are you serious? GF: yes I can't take it anymore, you're too unpredictable Me: [wearing a different shirt] what are you talking about?"
"At the bus stop ""Wow, the boy over there is ugly."" - ""That's my Son!"" - ""Oh sorry, I did not know that you are the father"" - **""I am his mother!""**"
"Two people go to a Nickelback concert."
"How does a sailor remove a condom? He farts"