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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a baby and a stamp? I don't have a stamp collection."
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"What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan? One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks."
"Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye? A: Just between you and me, something smells down there."
"I saw a dead baby gohst laying on the ground this morning. Turns out it was just a tissue."
"I think it's important to remember that woman aren't sex objects; women are sex people."
"Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter? Because the shelter was non prophet."
"If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."
"What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget? Tom Cruise"
"So John Travolta's career has been dwindling recently... I guess you could say he fell from Grease."
"Dad please dont mess my hair up and say love ya' in public, I'm in a gang now"