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Joke of the Day

"At the bus stop ""Wow, the boy over there is ugly."" - ""That's my Son!"" - ""Oh sorry, I did not know that you are the father"" - **""I am his mother!""**"

"My dad told me that no one Really needs Heroin in thier Life I think my dad is sexist"

"A boy goes into a stripclub... When he comes home, his mom asks him: ""Son, did you see anything you aren't supposed to see there?"" The son replies, ""Ya, I saw dad."""

"Bad day? Listen to 90s rap. Problem solved. Unmotivated? Listen to 90s rap. Problem solved. Don't like rap? Listen to 90s rap Problem solved"

"What has 3 balls and flies through space E.T the Extra Testicle I know this was awful I'm sorry"

"Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas? They are writing to Satan."

"What film do you get when you pull your pants down? Free Willy"

"So an Irish guy walks out of a bar (Pause for effect)"

"What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick? You need to take your vitamin Ayy."

"Our Mexican neighbor made us dinner and it tastes like I committed a grave error in marrying a white girl."