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Joke of the Day

"What did the bra say to the hat? ""I've got these two covered, you go on a head."""

"Have you ever smelt moth balls? Well who held his wings back? Oldie but a goodie from my grandpa."

"Start here. Now go to that side. Back to this side. that side again. now this side ok that side this side 1 more time now front (bed making)"

"What sways from side to side? Jesus on a rubber cross!"

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph because he's not a full ese."

"Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet? The second page of a youtube search."

"I'm so glad I'm old enough to know what's bad for me and young enough to do it. "

"Breaking news! Cannot unsee! Mathematicians find 2-1=0!"

"OH GOD! BOB IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK! QUICK SOMEONE CALL A TEMP AGENCY. I'M SURE AS HELL NOT DOING ALL HIS WORK."

"I'm the opposite of a bee keeper. I lose bees all the time. I left a hive on the train today. Just accidentally threw a bee at a nun."