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Joke of the Day
"What is green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger"
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"Why are planes strong? Cuz they can lift."
"What does a SJW do on Halloween Triggered treating"
"I get ignored so much that people call me terms and conditions"
"What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight? A sithy."
"There is a new drink at my bar. It's called a Sandy. It's basically a watered down Manhattan."
"The funniest part of being put under with nitrous at the dentist is getting home to find your underwear on backwards."
"My ten year old son just asked me what were the 80's like. So I turned the Wi-Fi off and took away his smart phone."
"[in a meeting] ok a Dracula movie except he's new in town and biting is illegal but he befriends the pastors daught- ""that's just Footloose"""
"Couldn't tell if this really hot chick just waved at me in her car, or if she was just putting the sun visor down."