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Joke of the Day

"I arrived at the annual premature ejaculation society. They said, ""Your early sir""? I replied, ""I know, I came on the bus"""

"Chuck Norris joke cause it's been a long time. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise."

"How do rabbis make money off of circumcisions? They get to keep the tips."

"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it."

"No matter how loud she screams, DO NOT take IT out. protect your credit card guys :)"

"THE GREATEST JOKE OF ALL TIME YOU..."

"What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly."

"Are we going the right way, Yoda? Off-course, we are."

"Who won the race between two balls of string? They we're tied!"

"I invented a new joke. Plagarism."