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Joke of the Day
"You're 35 weeks pregnant and gonna make me do math?"
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"My facebook homepage has become a sea of 'who the fuck is that?'"
"I hope the all-female Ghostbusters reboot proves once and for all women are as equally out of ideas as men"
"Oh nothing, just standing next to my computer browsing the internet on my phone"
"A bar walks into a bar Haha I have no idea where I was going with this please don't be mean I thought it was going to be funny."
"Woops! Accidentally hit ""reply all"" when I only meant to tell one co-worker to kill himself."
"What chews on trees and sings? Justin Beaver"
"Just once, I'd ike a cop to pull me over and tell me how great I'm driving, especially considering I've had 12 beers."
"What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !"
"A nation that looks at a quivering tower of gray Arby's meat product and thinks ""this is healthy"" cuz there's no bun is capable of anything."