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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my water Wet and slippery on the floor."

"My penis is so polite... It stands up so girls have a place to sit down."

"""There is no such thing as a stupid question."" - person who has never walked my family through attaching a photo to an email."

"Wish that Facebook had a ""drama of the day"" section to quick reference in my feed."

"A horse, a penguin and a chimp walked into a bar and that's when I realised I was drunk."

"I think I'm going to start taking helium People are speaking very highly of it."

"The Worst ""F"" Word Finals"

"I tried to upload the superbowl to... Pornhub, but they dont accept rape."

"Just took $20 out of my friend Martin's wallet (he has ALS) because that ice bucket nonsense ruined my new kimono."

"I've never met an air conditioned room I did not like."