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Joke of the Day
"I have a joke about fish and herbs. But I don't think now is the thyme or the plaice to tell it."
Next Joke
"New virus Did you hear about the problems with the new Facebook game ""Kitchen Ville""? A virus has been hitting it hard, but it only deletes the cook ware. It is an E-Pan-Demic."
"Schizophrenia? More like Schizofriendia. *voices agree*"
"America is the greatest country on earth at thinking it's the greatest country on earth."
"If Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider and Dennis Dugan are in a plane and the plane crashes, who will survive? American comedy films."
"There are ten types of people in this world Those who understand binary and.. wait, shit"
"What is green and flies above Poland? Peter Pansky"
"I bought my Nan a stairlift the other day... She said it drives her up the fucking wall."
"What do you get when you cross The Atlantic with The Titanic? About halfway."
"They really should call the Day After Tomorrow ""Threemorrow"""