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Joke of the Day
"What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic? I forget"
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"You guys want to play that new Michael Brown drinking game? It's easy, you just stand there and take eight shots."
"WRITER: A drifter & a rich lady fall in love WALT DISNEY: Can they be dogs? WR: A woman steals a couple's baby WD: Can the baby be 101 dogs?"
"Jews and pizzas What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."
"What starts with ""p,"" ends with ""s,"" and is really long? Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
"How do sceptics introduce themselves? ""I don't believe we've met..."""
"How many Africans does it take to change a lightbulb? Five, one to change it, and four to dance around for no fucking reason."
"Why do tweakers do it doggy-style? So they can both look out the window."
",,,,, chameleon Get it? Hooray!"
"Have you heard about the two guys who tried to steal a calendar? They each got six months"