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Joke of the Day
"So a horse comes into a bar.. Wait... or was it a man. OK. so this horse comes into a man."
Next Joke
"Why was there semen on the clean laundry? When Greg woke up, his mom had left a note reading, ""Please put a load in the washer"""
"To the ""Girls gone Wild"" girls: When flashing your boobs try not to stick your tongues out. It makes you look trashy."
"What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party? ""If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"""
"A Leaf and an Emo Person Both Fall From a Tree. What lands first? The leaf, a rope stopped the emo."
"if you give everyone easier access to guns then nobody will shoot anyone else because everyone has the guns and nobody will use them ever"
"What did Obama say to Michelle when he proposed? I don't wanna be Obama self"
"Did you know Kurt Cobain had dandruff? They found his Head & Shoulders behind the couch."
"Population Control: Make birth control a psychedelic. You're welcome."
"What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement? A 401(K-9)."