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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham? Lena Dunham wrote the book about it."

"Did you hear about the guy hit with the 2 x 4? He was board to death."

"Have you heard about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally."

"What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs? Methed up"

"I don't know why we need a special day for it, I vote for boobs every day."

"What's the best time to go to the dentist? At toothhurty."

"In a farmers market, Farmer A sells pumpkins, Farmer B sells strawberries, what does Farmer C sell? Medicine ... runs off ..."

"How do you know it's time to clean up your room? When the wifi signal doesn't come through."

"I painted my PC black hoping it would run faster but now it doesn't work at all."

"Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights"