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Joke of the Day
"What's an African's least favorite appetizer? E - Bola Soup"
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"ME: [bumps man] MAN: [spills coffee] Say sorry ME: No MAN: Then I'll see you in court ME: [remembers I own a camouflage suit] You won't"
"The first Annie was a ginger top. Now we have a black Annie. What's next? A young feminist orphan Annie?"
"I really hate being bipolar... ...it's great!"
"If you have never turned away from you children and uttered the words ""What a complete Idiot"" Bravo,you sir/mam are the Jesus of parenting."
"A white officer pulls over a black man for speeding. The cop tells him to mind how fast he's going, lets him off with a warning, and tells him to have a good day."
"How do you turn your dishwasher into a snow plow? Give her a shovel"
"What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit? Redditors."
"It's not that hard to tell alligators and crocodiles apart. One will see you after a while, and the other will see you later."
"[3 guys corner me in an alley] 3G: Bet you're scared Me: *shows them my wife's credit card bills* 3G: *hand over their wallets* holy shit"