40209
Joke of the Day
"What's an African's least favorite appetizer? E - Bola Soup"
Next Joke
"Where do you find a dog that has no legs? Right where you left them."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through something so small?"""
"In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you."
"What if you found out that wheat bread is just a bunch of ants squished together that would be pretty spooky"
"I don't understand why people always fight becoming a zombie or vampire. Both seem awesome because you don't have to have a job."
"Teacher: What is the unit of energy? Students: Yes!"
"The Cash Cab just picked up a pimp. Shockingly he got the first question wrong but got the video bonus. Pimpin' IS easy!"
"Why was the broom late? Because it overswept."
"Lou Gehrig... ... died from Lou Gehrig's disease. What are the chances of that?"